I am still looking forward to Harry Potter as though I am a crazy fan. Even though the dumb movies don't match up to the excellent books, I still can't help it. Why? WHY?????!1/1?!12222onetwo

I am down with Potteritis.
x_x

JK Rowling is the most evil woman on Earth. Her plan is to take over the world with all the kids addicted.

She doesn't even plan to release the 7th book so the kids like me would all die of frustration. Not to mention the adults who are hooked at the same time. THEN SHE WOULD NOT BE THE RICHEST WOMAN IN BRITAIN, BUT IN THE WHOLE WORLD!

"Muahahahahah!" She would go, and then she would issue it out to Men from Mars, who would take it back to Mars, and addict all the ETs, and all of them will die from frustration as well!

She tells the Prime Minister of Mars, "If you would give me your planet, I WOULD AWARD YOU WITH THE 7TH HP BOOK! HA!"
The Prime Minister leaps up in joy.
"Of COURSE! There! TAKE ALL OF IT~! Muahahahah, the SEVENTH BOOK! YIPEE! I AM THE LUCKIEST MAN IN THE WORLD~~~" He says foolishly, as though he got a Golden Ticket to go to the Wonka Factory.

HMPH.

More proof on why she is evil?
She plans to make Daniel Radcliffe and Bonnie Wright smooch! And Rupert Grint and the unknown Lavender Brown smooch like eels too! AHHH! THE HORROR...

Can you even imagine it? =( I bet the director will cut it off as it's so crappy and untrue!

And she kills off TWO FAVOURITE PEOPLE~
Who are VERY important to Harrikins!

SIRIUS AND DUMBY!
Rest in Peace!

-pout-

Joanne Rowling is evil.
Very evil.
She is even sucky to the very extend.



But we still love her.

ON WITH THE SEVENTH BOOK, Y'ALL.

jinyao-11:12 PM!